seriously, sometimes I wonder why I have any friends

From a chat conversation earlier today:

me: why are you friends with all these Mormons?!

C:Because they friended meeee

I HAD to friend them back

or else I'd feel God's wraith

wrath

me: hahahahaha

God has a wraith?

does he use it for a hitman?

C: stupid

I corrected it

me: wraiths are scary...

C: it was a typo

stop teasing

me: I don't ever want to meet God's wraith

:P

C: wrath!!!!!

me: did you ever watch Stargate?

the one with the wraiths?!

FREAKS ME OUT!