invitation

The following is from an invitation I recently received from Calvin for a (anti-?) Valentines Day party. (He's didn't make it through an entire poetry major for nothing, folks!)

Hi kids.

Are you single?

Do you hate love?

Are you aware of what actually became of St. Valentine? (Hint below).

If you answered yes to some or none of these questions, then let’s veto Valentine’s Day and celebrate KATIE’S 47^th-ish BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note that Katie is not actually turning 47... I'm pretty sure she's much younger.