What's happening online

Yes, we all hate HBO now. No more emails, please.

No, I will not join your "mafia" on Facebook.

Nor am I interested in any of the
* 7 friend suggestions (people I don't know)
* 5 friend requests (more people I don't know, and don't want to)
* 2 event invitations
* 23 group invitations
* 1 cuddling, hugs and kisses request (probably from someone I don't know)
* 1 bracket challenge invitation
* 1 bracketchallenge invitation
* 1 pillow fight request
* 7 kidnap! requests
* 3 guerra de pandillas invitations
* 3 mafia wars requests
* 3 mob wars invitations
* 1 adoption invitation
* 1 collect edward cullen request
* 5 relative invitations
* 1 body parts request
* 1 lds gifts request
* 1 which harry potter character are you request
* 1 best friend request
* 1 harry potter challenge request
* 1 super sushi request
* 1 request invitation
* 1 best friend contest request
* 1 john hughes characters request
* 1 cumpleaños request
* 1 if you are an animal request
* 2 (lil) blue cove requests
* 1 fødselsdag request
* 1 birthday request
* 1 eres positivo/a o pe request
* 1 spread the love request
* 1 request
* 1 abrazos request
* 1 como seras a los 40? invitation
* 1 bumper sticker request
* 1 dragon wars invitation request
* 8 (lil) green patch requests
* 1 sketch me request
* 1 funspace request
* 2 car madness invitations
* 1 coolest person invitation
* 1 friend invitation
* 1 honesty box question request
* 1 friendship day wishe request
* 1 brain game request
* 1 glad we're friends request
* 2 christmas tree requests
* 3 snowball requests
* 6 cause invitations
* 2 sea garden requests
* 1 o christmas tree request
* 1 christmas decoration request
* 1 xmas stocking request
* 2 best friend requests
* 1 birthday request
* 2 birthday requests
* 1 hug from kimberly request
* 1 addicted to arrested invitation
* 1 you're the best request
* 1 vampires invitation
* 2 optical illusions requests
* 1 emily wheelwright be request
* 1 cupcakes request
* 1 growing flower request
* 2 love secrets box invitations
* 1 What kind of hair cut should you get? request

...that I have received. (actually, I accepted the "John Hughes Characters" one... who could resist Duckie?) I wonder if the people sending me these are offOK, I'M GLAD YOU'RE "HAPPILY MARRIED" BUT SO HELP ME IF YOU KEEP THAT AS YOUR MSN SCREEN NAME AND SIGN ON REPEATEDLY SO IT KEEPS POPPING UP ON MY SCREEN EVERY TWO MINUTES...

ok, I'm done now. That's what's happening online this week. :P